By viewing the images and text on this webpage, the viewer (hereafter referred to as "you") agree to the terms of use of Rammit Ko.(hereafter referred to as "we") products as stipulated in this legally binding contract. You agree and acknowledge that MarkusMaximus (hereafter referred to as "me") is the sole individual capable of modifying this legal document.
We here at Rammit Ko. hold no guarantees of the condition of your mind upon viewing our products. Any loss, damages, illness, injuries, insanities, sprees, rampages, or other suchlike negative thingamajigs caused by or seemingly caused by, directly or indirectly viewing, hearing, smelling, or perceiving through ESP/clairvoyance, intentionally, by accident, or held at gunpoint and forced to do so, are the soul responsibility of anyone else but us (I.E. don't bother trying to sue us).
By viewing this web page you hereby agree to relinquish and waive all legal rights and ownership of all property and possessions, including but not limited to: any and all money (yours or otherwise), your house and/or other living arrangements, your soul, T.V.'s, DVD players, VCR's, video game consoles, computers (unless they're Macs.. you can keep them), pets, family members, livestock and anything else that I might want. You also agree that you will indefinitely surrender all currently held religious beliefs and subscribe to Flying Spaghetti Monsterism should that not already be your one and only religion, and devote as much time as possible to serving your one and only ruler His Noodliness.
You hereby deem your right to be an idiot forfeit, even for the times when you are not actively using our products or services, i.e., at all times. All arguments or disagreements that may arise between you, MarkusMaximus and/or Rammit Ko. are assumed incorrect and invalid on your part. You agree to completely submit any previously held ideals, opinions, beliefs, "knowledge", perceptions, philosophies and religious affiliations (see above), should they not be in direct accordance with that of MarkusMaximus.
Furthermore, you expressly accept that MarkusMaximus, Rammit Ko. and/or any associates of MarkusMaximus and Rammit Ko. are not liable for any damages, losses, inconveniences, disabilities, crippling injuries or illness, public humiliation and/or embarrassment, assassinations, hurt feelings, etc., caused, seemingly caused, or hired to cause, by the accepting of this contract.
Neither Rammit Ko. nor MarkusMaximus offer any sort of warranty to the validity, relevance, truthfulness, legality, inoffensiveness, objectiveness, practicality, sensicality, accuracy or quality of any materials, weather it be text, images, sounds, video, or any other form of media (hereafter "our products") whatsoever is found on this web page and/or any affiliated pages or documents. We provide no guarantees as to the timeliness, serviceability, usefulness or applicability of our products or services. You also acknowledge that the use of these products and services is a privilege granted to you by MarkusMaximus which may be revoked at any time for any reason. By agreeing to this contract you affirm that you understand that should your privileges to use our products and services be revoked, that this DOES NOT represent a termination of this contract. You also recognize that the terms and conditions presented in this contract have no time limit. The contract can ONLY be terminated by MarkusMaximus' will and even in that event, may only be a temporary termination. The conditions of this contract, whether as a whole or individually, may be reinstated at any time for any reason. In the event that conditions are reinstated, you agree to be immediately bound again to the reinstated terms (perhaps retroactively, at MarkusMaximus' discretion.)
Additionally, you acknowledge that the conditions and terms of this contract can and most assuredly will be changed at any time in the future without your prior consent. You also agree to be bound by the terms and conditions of future versions regardless of your willingness to do so.
This is a legally binding contract.
Featured Artwork
The moon and the rain
Journal
sheezyart more like brokenartposted Jan 9th 2010, 1:02PM
Mood:
Cool I can actually finally submit things I made 9999 years ago so that all 3 of you who are still here can see! ^_____ ^
I .. after everything I've given you. I raised you to be good and kind, and then you went and.... corrected my spelling. I... just don't know what to say anymore.
What!!! You're permanently quitting Sheezy for a few days!!!!! I cannot cope!!!! The only solution is to shoot myself in the heart and then put my soul in a replacement body that looks nearly identical to mine, which I just happen to have one of!
Submit Artwork 
Manage Artwork 
Manage Journal 
Messages 
Watch List 
Settings 
Logout 
Upgrade 
Shout
Featured Artwork
Watchers
Webcam
Artwork
Attempt 55
Favorites
Profile